thekillernextdoor:

controversial-tabloid-story:

yousaynotorachetpussyjuicyjcant:

sirenknights:

Space, guys… SPACE!!!!

I kinda want all of these tattoo’d on me

fyi, these make really great phone wallpaper…

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imminentlyginger:

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

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And to all the people who stared at me, not out of concern, but just to stare: I hope you hit your elbow really really hard on something.

Thank you

I know he’ll never ever see this but thank you to my teacher today that saw me in the back of the class trying so hard and failing not to cry. He didn’t call attention to it which I appreciated so much. He just went on with class per usual.
Then later on, he asked me if I was okay. I said yes, why? And he just simply said, I noticed you were upset earlier and I just wanted to make sure everything was okay and see if you needed to talk about it.
I ended up telling him what was going on and when I did, he didn’t criticize me for being pathetic and weak like how I felt, he just listened and told me he hoped I feel better.

My teacher deserves an award for this I swear.

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

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sir-ryan-lancelot:

officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels

This makes me happy

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Pants are so overrated.

lol at my mom tryin to get me to go to sleep earlier

just-exhale-love:

overwhelmedwithbasorexia:

myraggedywinchesters:

snorlaxatives:

carryonwaywardsoldier:

carryonwaywardsoldier:

my physics teacher told us a joke today

three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?

They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter

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A CIGARETTE LIGHTER

I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES

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